tony corleonesi
CAMEOS AND REFERRENCES
Snapshots: Polpetta Piccante by Ninjapig
Ninjapig took time to put together this short study of Tony's behaviour patterns. Yes, he can use the lawnmower as a weapon, it wasn't an empty threat, I assure you!
Welcome Back by Raerei
If you are anything like me and I assume you are since you're spending your time reading this, you would squeal with joy at the sight of Tony (and Vincent) as thuggish space station security in this story. And then you would yell, "Not enough screen time!" just like I did. Yep. It's just not enough! If somebody can hear me out there, please, write a story about Tony and Vincent as space pirates. Thank you!
The Lighthouse by Raerei
No, it's not a mistake and I didn't do it, Raerei did. There should be a law against cutting Tony's face off the picture. Besides, who cares about some old grinning lady, right? This happens when you wish to see more of Tony in a story. You get a sequel and an upclose picture of Tony's ear. Ummm, it's a really nice ear though. Verrrry sexy ear... Anyway, despite the above mentioned sacrilege commited on Tony's picture Raerei managed to get something right in her story: the fact that women tend to shatter under Tony's touch. In case you're reading this, Raerei, I should probably tell you that women scream for a whole different reason when he touches them, though.
What Happens at Zero? by Raerei
I'm sure there must be someone somewhere who has a secret wish to see Tony in spandex and I sincerely hope they live very far from me on different continent, in a different galaxy if possible.
Raerei assured me that captain Sparkles is indeed Tony (even though we never get to see his face), and that's why I had to list this story here, because I want to be thorough. It doesn't mean I have to be beside myself with joy because of it and I am not, okay?
Angel in the Darkness by Marialein
Unsuspecting readers who follow the story of little Gabriel may have experienced a moment of horror in chapter 34 when all of a sudden the handsome hitman sat down next to the boy to watch a ballet performance. Tony has never shown an interest in ballet and I have no reason to believe he suddenly developped a taste for it. (I always pictured him as more of an opera lover - there's a lot of lovely screaming and tastefully presented killing in some of those). So what was he doing at a ballet? The author hinted that the chair next to Tony was empty which led me to the theory that Tony - after having finished his job by eliminating whoever the seat belonged to - decided to blend in and maybe, just maybe, he was also a little curious what this whole ballet thing was about.
Rose White: Search for a King (A Bachelorette Challenge) by Lisabeesims
You can catch a glimpse of Tony in part #7 of this bachelor challenge. It is not easy to recognize him in his pirate disguise, but once you do, I'm sure you'll appreciate this new role he's been assigned just like I did. A pirate and a cutthroat, there's no better job I could dream up for him. Imagine him standing aboard his frigate shouting orders at his crewmen, plundering and pillaging, kidnapping beautiful ladies...
The Warning by Julyvee
In this short story Tony assumes the role of a mysterious stranger he's so good at. Oh and I forgot to mention he also excels at scaring teenagers. He really should get a part in one of these horror movies with a bunch of teenagers in them. He'd be so good in taking them down one by one, mwahaha!
Memorable quotes:
„How much money can a teenager have?"
„Don’t you want any snacks?“
Dust to Dust by CitizenErased14
Tony really has just a tiny cameo in this story (chapter 97) and is only referred to as a "rather intimidating man" no more no less. But I would recognize our man Tony anywhere and was pleased to find him there doing his usual shady job.
Mooch off your Neighbours by Julyvee
This is actually not a written story but a Let's play video. Tony is the most trusted henchman of the main character's father. Well, maybe the trust was little misplaced as we find out soon.
You shouldn't miss the chance to hear Tony speak. In Julyvee's voice, of course. She even gave him an italian accent! I love it!
Memorable quotes:
"Maybe I don't have children, but I still have a wife! Okay, maybe I don't have a wife, but I still have a neck to save."
Maxis: A Sims 4 Dramedy Series by eric_the_sims_man
Someone must have heard my wishful thinking because in this story Tony makes an appearance as the Kingpin of Newcrest. And everything about him is delicious, from the meal he cooks for Nancy Landraab - his subordinate - to his refined speech and manners.
I hear there's a spin-off of this series in the making with Tony having a major role. Can I faint from happiness overload now?
Memorable quotes:
“Venire, have dinner with me. I’ve cooked up my favorite spaghetti dish. Mia Nonna taught me everything I know about cooking. You’ll find it delizioso.”
“You don’t have a problem with this, do you Nancy?”
Sofia and the Mystery of the Misplaced Melacoo: Rise of the Elements! by Spottydog714
It was only a matter of time before Tony's rise in popularity catches the attention of some vindictive writers who will try to mock him. But Tony doesn't shy away from any job and he took the one in this story too knowing all too well what "reward" awaits him at the end. He enjoyed the part where he launched an elements attack on the ladies. The other part where he was forced to wear floral dresses and eat unhealthy food he enjoyed somewhat less. But he recovered and keeps tabs on Spottydog714. He knows she'll get her just deserts. He might deliver them himself.
A Home 4 Small Ones Special: Dating the Same Girl by Spottydog714
Spottydog714 seems to be far from finished with making fun of Tony. He sees you, you know? And he doesn't forget.
Ellie: Hey Ciara, what are you up to on this fine morning?
Ciara: Ah well. Concocting potions, as usual. I call this one ‘Biotics of the Anti.’
Ellie: And what does it do?
Ciara: No idea. I was thinking of handing it over to what’s-his-face? Colesy? Colensai? Colesonai? I dunno. The one in your form.
Ellie: Tony? The spotty kid who likes beating people up? Well, who knows, maybe it’ll cure his acne, making him popular and making us realise he’s famous, insanely attractive and has so much sex-appeal that the women who watch him want him to kidnap the protagonist or at the very least have sex with her on the floor.
Undead with Benefits by Pronterus
Tony is only mentioned by his nickname in this lovely vampire story. It happens in chapter 5.2 called The Don. There's a conversation that goes like this:
The Don raises an eyebrow. “There’s a human mafia in your part of town?”
“They’re new in town. Leader goes by the nickname ‘Meatball’ or something. Or was it their group that was called ‘Meatballs?'” I just shrug.
“Humans and their strange nicknames, Minggoy.” the Don shakes his head.
Undead with Benefits by Pronterus
Tony is only mentioned by his nickname in this lovely vampire story. It happens in chapter 5.2 called The Don. There's a conversation that goes like this:
The Don raises an eyebrow. “There’s a human mafia in your part of town?”
“They’re new in town. Leader goes by the nickname ‘Meatball’ or something. Or was it their group that was called ‘Meatballs?'” I just shrug.
“Humans and their strange nicknames, Minggoy.” the Don shakes his head.
Ninjapig and the Foodie Five Vs. The Meatball Menagerie by Munterbacon
In this short story Tony and his best buddy Vincent once again came up with a brilliant plan how to make more money only to be shamefully defeated by... you're not gonna believe it and will have to read it twice like me... a bunch of decorative animals! Yes, you read that one right. Scandalous! Atop of that this story won a second place in the Story of the month contest. I'm not even trying to contain my outrage here! I'm going to pretend these two men were some kind of bad clones of the real Meatballs, because I can't live with the idea of two criminal masterminds being outsmarted by animals with how high IQ?
Calling my therapist now.